Pregnant Food Diary, first entry

Today I ate:

* Two pieces of toast with tons of butter and apricot jam.
* An assload of raisins.
* A giant tub of humous (300g) (looks like about 1 1/2 - 2 cups).
* A piece of cinnamon toast
* Two pork chops that tasted metallic. Won't do that again.
* Probably 4 servings of mashed potatoes.
* A liter (litre) of orange juice.
* Some water.
* Another assload of raisins before bed.

This is disgusting.