Pregnancy gripes, 10 weeks

* Typical nausea
* Typical tummy aches
* Atypical chest pains
* Shortness of breath
* Atypical upper abdomen pains
* Consistently runny, orange poo
* Having to keep my 2-year-old entertained
* Forcing said 2-year-old into television enslavement (up to 6 hours a day now)
* Feeling guilty about not cooking dinner
* Can't get enough sleep in this cold country rife with low-flying airplanes
* Can't walk more than 10 yards without wanting to hurl
* Can't get any Mexican food
* Can't get Chick-Fil-A
* Can't get a slurpee
* Eaten more sugar over last 3 weeks than throughout the entire previous part of 2006
* Can't stop lying down
* Horrible indigestion/heartburn/acid reflux
* Can't get to the grocery store
* Can't take showers at night or every day because it's too exhausting
* Wear shirts and socks for 2 days at a time before changing
* Fat jeans already worn with top button undone
* England blows