The hostess with the leastest

I hosted the neighborhood moms' tea today. I made carrot cake. I cleaned. I worried about whether I knew how to use my kettle. I cleaned. I cleaned.

No one showed up.

** Editor's note: Four people showed up 45 minutes late. I'd say 45 minutes is enough time to assume no one is coming, don't you? So I don't chastise myself for feeling pathetic for 30 minutes. And it was funny for a bit there ...