... that was Saturday and Sunday ... that's my whole weekend!

(please see Haiku Tunnel)

I spent Saturday vomiting with what I think was food poisoning, but at the time my cramping was so severe and regular (every 15 minutes) that everyone was concerned I was in premature labor so I went to hospital ... spent the following six hours receiving fluids and being ignored by doctors, midwives and nurses alike. I finally had to sign something saying I was leaving against the staff's wishes. Whatever. I feel much better after having gone home. I'm finally peeing and NOT vomiting, which is nice.

Happy non-weekend to the Vandegrifts.