It's just not fair

Why is it that when I exercise I'm heavier? I mean, I know the answer. It's because I am so hungry when I'm in a regular exercise routine, and something about my body doesn't seem to count burning calories as much as it counts consuming them. I'm eating very little now that I've stopped running and I can already tell that I'm going to lose weight. In turn, I can tell that I've gained so much weight in the last six months because I've been running.

So I guess the real question is: why does my body do this? IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. I love to exercise but I think I want to be thinner more than I love to exercise. So there.

Another thing that is not fair: the size of my pores. The problem isn't really that I have terrible acne at this juncture. It's that I have enormous pores and I pick at them and then I get acne. Isn't there something you can put on your face to close your pores? An astringent or something? I know nothing about skin care. I used to put that stuff on my face until I saw a dermatologist who said that was a bad idea, but at this point I just want my pores to close dammit.

Really.

Where my celebrity body at?