Do you hate me? Because I think you do.

I'd say this paranoia is getting out of control but that's redundant. If I were genuinely crazy, I'd get on some meds or something. But I don't think I'm headed for the loony bin quite yet. I think I'm just bored. Really. It's amazing to me that a large percentage of stay-at-home moms weren't sent to asylums before 1980.

I'm sure my current state of mind is aptly described in a Radiohead song as well. Not "Paranoid Android" even, though that's what is stuck in my head right now.

And the fact that I can't even cook a pie shell right now really isn't helping my self-image.

Oh, it's "Go to Sleep."