Pregnancy gripes, 28 weeks

* I slept 3 hours last night, 5 the night before
* I think I'm constipated. It's happened to me so rarely in my life that I'm not entirely sure.
* I'm cranky.
* I desperately want to have sex but it's too uncomfortable and sometimes painful.
* I'm potty-training my two-year-old. 'Nuff said.
* I miss my friends.
* I am so large and in charge.
* Vaughn's swim class starts in 2 weeks. That means bikini line awareness. I could do a PSA on this.
* I still don't know where or whether we're moving.
* I am sososososo bummed that I have 12 weeks (+) to go. It seems unbearable.